€NN · Offshore afterparty
THE RESERVES HAVE A SUN DECK
Eugene discovers that liquid assets are not necessarily seaworthy.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
The liquidity strategy is a yacht. His lordship considers the designation self-evident: liquid surrounds it on practically every side.
Governor 10s
Welcome aboard Unrealised Gains! Six decks, no forecasts, and a captain who learned navigation from a bullish price chart.
Dave 20s
I asked for the reserves. They showed me the hot tub. I asked for a receipt. They gave me a captain's hat.