€NN · Market weather
SCATTERED GAINS. LOCALISED NONSENSE.
Your forecast: a warm front of announcements, followed by receipts.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Celeste 0s
Good evening. Misplaced confidence approaches from the west. Expect scattered gains, raised eyebrows, and one gentleman insisting that he foresaw everything.
Celeste 10s
A depression hangs over the accounts department. Bring an umbrella and a verifiable number. The latter may prove rather difficult to obtain.
Prudence 20s
The outlook is birthday, becoming cake later. These maps are decorative. Lady Celeste's umbrella has no authority over the exchange.