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GUILTY OF AGGRAVATED OPTIMISM?
Acquit, audit, or sentence the governor to cake service.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
Trading pauses. You are the jury. One wallet, one vote. An expensive hat confers no additional standing before this court.
Dave 10s
Acquit the governor, order my audit, or sentence him to cake service. Cake service includes twenty birthday coins for every wallet.
Governor 20s
I trust the room's wisdom completely. My defence is a folded napkin, but I draw your attention to its exceptionally persuasive creases.