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PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY. SPECIFICALLY, APPLAUSE.
The Foundation is raising awareness of the Foundation.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Governor 0s
Welcome to our annual Confidence Telethon, held annually since teatime. Tonight, we raise awareness of our most urgent requirement: rather more awareness.
Prudence 10s
Volunteers await your compliments. The totaliser measures applause. No actual donations, please. The institution is imaginary; the birthday most certainly is not.
Basil 20s
Our first pledge is one enthusiastic nod. The Foundation has commissioned a plaque and established three committees to supervise its acceptance.