€NN · Market weather
RED CANDLES EXPECTED AFTER MIDNIGHT
A fictional confidence storm: price −15%.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Celeste 0s
A severe excuse warning. Red candles approach from the west. Secure your monocles, and bring the speculative garden furniture indoors.
Kelsey 10s
My chart predicted this precisely. Unfortunately, I was holding it upside down. That explains the weather, and several deeply regrettable purchases.
Basil 20s
Confidence falls fifteen percent. The Foundation's umbrella has no fabric. It does, however, possess a magnificent handle and a reassuring certificate.