€NN · Offshore afterparty
THE CHART IS NOT HIGH. THE ANALYSTS ARE.
An adult cannabis parody from the Eugene afterparty.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Zed 0s
Welcome to the elevated salon. Crimson candles, emerald cushions. I have mislaid my pen. A fiscal quarter ago, approximately. Most intriguing.
Governor 10s
The joint supplies the smoke; the confidence arrives from nowhere. Our portfolio has become philosophical. This usually means it is time for sandwiches.
Prudence 20s
The salon announces a long holding strategy, having forgotten why it opened the trading app. No market change. An argument with a beanbag.