€NN · Documentary
QUANTITATIVE EASING. QUALITATIVE PARTYING.
The invitation factory that mistook itself for monetary policy.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
The printing press never rests, except for luncheon, ribbon changes, and the operator's strong objection to working through afternoon tea.
Governor 10s
Every invitation carries the full faith of my desire for your attendance. Our paper standard? Eighty grams, and the very finest intentions.
Dave 20s
These are invitations. They do not alter your digital balance. I have underlined that twice. The governor keeps calling them economic stimulus.