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A birthday grant of fifteen coins per wallet.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
A mysterious benefactor grants fifteen digital birthday coins to every wallet. The benefactor is the software. Mystery has rather short legs tonight.
Governor 10s
For your attendance, laughter, and courage through these financial metaphors: the nation of my waistcoat salutes you!
Dave 20s
Equal distribution. I checked. Please do not ask for a speech. Somebody promised cake, and I intend to hold them to it.