€NN · Offshore afterparty
THE YACHT HAS BEEN REPOSSESSED BY THE TIDE
A fictional marina wobble: confidence −12%.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
A margin call arrives in deck shoes. His lordship denies that the yacht is sinking. It is investigating neglected opportunities beneath the surface.
Governor 10s
We remain committed to buoyancy. Our revised strategy involves a bucket, excellent intentions, and asking Larry to vacate the upper deck immediately.
Prudence 20s
Confidence falls twelve percent. The party moves to the pier. Dave records management's first successful return to solid ground. A modest achievement.