€NN · Resolution
THE MARKET HAS LEFT THE ATMOSPHERE
Launch approved. Confidence +20%. Trading resumes.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
Launch approved! The champagne rocket carries the governor, a ceremonial ledger, and a sandwich whose expression suggests considerable private misgivings.
Larry 10s
I predicted the moon, dear boy! Several other heavenly bodies too, but let us be selective about which predictions we mention tonight.
Prudence 20s
Trading reopens twenty percent higher. Gravity remains unpersuaded. A committee has been appointed to gaze upwards with an air of authority.