€NN · Resolution
INSPECTOR FINDS A CORK WHERE ENGINE SHOULD BE
Inspection wins. Confidence −5%. Trading resumes.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Dave 0s
The engine is a cork. The emergency engine is another cork. This one has a ribbon. I am not approving the launch.
Governor 10s
Naturally pressurised ambition, Inspector. We shall postpone departure until somebody supplies a rather more convincing diagram.
Prudence 20s
Trading resumes five percent lower. Passengers receive a complimentary view from a sensible distance. Inspector Dave retains custody of the clipboard.