€NN · Resolution
GOVERNOR SENTENCED TO TWENTY SLICES
Twenty coins per wallet. Trading resumes.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
The sentence is community cake service. Equal slices, patient answers, and no more references to crumbs as an emerging secondary market.
Governor 10s
I accept with dignity, and this splendid knife. Twenty birthday coins for every wallet. There shall be no preferential treatment regarding icing.
Dave 20s
Trading resumes. Real cake. Measurable portions. At last, reserves I can verify without attending a presentation. Kindly pass me a plate.