€NN · Courtroom
THE RUG HAS BEEN CALLED AS A WITNESS
The court requests the whole truth, including the footnotes.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
The carpet stands accused of leaving without notice. His lordship maintains that portability was always part of its considerable investment appeal.
Dave 10s
One receipt for a rug. One promise of permanent flooring. And now, an entirely different definition of permanent. These are the facts.
Governor 20s
I object to the furniture's tone. It has been beneath me for years. Suddenly, it wishes to take the stand!