€NN · Commercial
OWN THE PHOTO. RENT THE BOAT.
Influencer-grade nautical confidence, billed by the pose.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Announcer 0s
Yacht as a Service. Hereditary splendour, hired by the photograph. Twenty-minute appointments. The ocean, regrettably, is extra on the basic tariff.
Larry 10s
I practically live aboard! Seventeen minutes already. The crew objects to my calling the lifeboat a guest cottage. Such narrow thinking.
Announcer 20s
Yacht as a Service. Own the photograph. Return the vessel. An imaginary commercial, with an exceptionally real concern for punctuality.