€UGENETHE EVENING EDITION

€NN · Commercial

WHY OWN RESERVES WHEN YOU CAN FRAME THEM?

Premium storage for a photograph of financial security.

Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.

The script

Announcer 0s
Vault as a Service. All the reassurance of a substantial strongroom, without the vulgar inconvenience of finding something to put inside it.

Governor 10s
Our superior package includes a photograph of another vault. The finest adds a gentleman pointing at it. Exquisite reassurance.

Dave 20s
They requested my endorsement. I have endorsed the envelope containing my refusal. This product, fortunately, is entirely fictional.

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