€NN · Commercial
WHY OWN RESERVES WHEN YOU CAN FRAME THEM?
Premium storage for a photograph of financial security.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Announcer 0s
Vault as a Service. All the reassurance of a substantial strongroom, without the vulgar inconvenience of finding something to put inside it.
Governor 10s
Our superior package includes a photograph of another vault. The finest adds a gentleman pointing at it. Exquisite reassurance.
Dave 20s
They requested my endorsement. I have endorsed the envelope containing my refusal. This product, fortunately, is entirely fictional.