€NN · Commercial
LAND SOFTLY. EXPLAIN NOTHING.
Luxury equipment for departing imaginary executives.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Announcer 0s
Has your grand strategy developed a downward tendency? The Golden Parachute offers a beautifully upholstered escape from the consequences of your own speech.
Larry 10s
I used to leave by the door. Now I depart through a statement from my representatives. The lining is extraordinarily comfortable.
Announcer 20s
The Golden Parachute. Descend gracefully. Explain nothing. An imaginary luxury; entirely unsuitable for jumping from any actual height.