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AGED IN A BARREL OF UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
Now with artisanal forward-looking statements.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Announcer 0s
Hopium Reserve. Twelve minutes among unanswered questions. A bouquet of ambition, with a lingering finish of presentation slides.
Kelsey 10s
Three analysts tasted it blind. Two upgraded the glass. The third requested another sample before delivering his already completed opinion.
Announcer 20s
Hopium Reserve. Pair with cheese, gossip, and unreasonable expectations. An imaginary beverage. Enjoy your actual refreshments at a pace that suits you.