€NN · Commercial
OUR VISION HAS NEVER BEEN CLOUDIER
A completely imaginary consultancy with extremely comfortable chairs.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Announcer 0s
Cloud Nine Consulting. Is your strategy a feeling, your roadmap a napkin? We can express both at a considerably greater length.
Zed 10s
We offer elevated thought, circular conversation, and the discovery that luncheon was next door all along. Our annual report is mostly doodles.
Announcer 20s
Cloud Nine Consulting. A vision of magnificent obscurity. A fictional adult comedy sponsor. No appointments, products, or useful conclusions available.