€NN · Resolution
THE HAT IS FREE TO GO
Confidence +10%. Trading resumes. The carpet keeps its lawyer.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
The governor is acquitted. Reasonable doubt, unreasonable tailoring, and a moving birthday speech appear to have carried the day. Court is adjourned.
Governor 10s
Justice! I shall mark this modestly: a brief statement, a small procession, and a portrait commemorating the admirable restraint of both.
Dave 20s
Trading resumes ten percent higher. I still want the receipt. An acquittal is not a filing system, whatever the frame costs.