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THE FLOOR WAS A SUBSCRIPTION
A sixty-five percent correction in structural optimism.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
An interruption, ladies and gentlemen. The carpet is leaving the exchange. Management calls this an improvement in the mobility of domestic assets.
Governor 10s
A rug pull? Preposterous. The rug has exercised its right to travel. I shall not stand in the way of personal development.
Prudence 20s
Prices fall sixty-five percent. Your coins remain; their confidence has gone abroad. The Foundation is preparing a remarkably handsome explanation.