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THE FOUNDATION IS NOW A FOLDING TABLE
Confidence −35%. Trading resumes. Chair inventory disputed.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
The room has voted to sell the furniture. On offer: one desk, two curtains, and a narrative of exceptional sentimental value.
Governor 10s
Do I hear confidence? Renewed confidence? No? Very well. Who will start the bidding on this exquisitely liquid chair?
Prudence 20s
Trading reopens thirty-five percent lower. Management promises a leaner operation. They are all standing now, which is certainly a beginning.