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THE INITIAL PARTY OFFERING
The exchange is open. The prospectus has excellent paper quality.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Basil 0s
Good evening. The governor has listed himself upon his own exchange. The prospectus is thin, but the luncheon is quite exceptional.
Governor 10s
I declare the Initial Party Offering open! A taller hat, a louder bell, and you, my splendid friends. What could possibly intervene?
Prudence 20s
Trading is open on your phones. Buy confidence, sell panic, and kindly watch the gentleman taking measurements of the carpet.