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ONE WALLET. ONE VOTE. ONE VERY BAD EVENING.
Rescue the market, demand an audit, or sell the furniture. Vote on your phone.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
Trading is halted. The emergency assembly requests your patience, your understanding, and questions of a considerably less searching character.
Basil 10s
Choose the birthday bailout, a public audit, or sale of the furniture. Every wallet has one vote. Your decision changes the market.
Governor 20s
I adore democracy, particularly in a sympathetic hat. Vote now, my friends. Our counting apparatus is a gentleman with a pencil.