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THE EUGENE FOUNDATION
Preserving confidence for generations of approximately twenty minutes.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Governor 0s
Every birthday deserves a foundation. Mine has trustees, a Latin motto, and a committee devoted entirely to the selection of committees.
Prudence 10s
Our pillars are education, moustache preservation, and hamburger research. The fourth is propping up the drinks table. It is doing useful work.
Governor 20s
Your confidence is our greatest asset. Naturally, we have counted it twice. One must make an effort for the annual report.