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THE ROOM HAS BAILED OUT THE VIBES
Fifty coins per wallet. Confidence +30%. Trading resumes.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Prudence 0s
The bailout passes. Fifty digital coins for every wallet, and trading reopens thirty percent higher. The printer has been congratulated on its discretion.
Governor 10s
We have not printed our way out of trouble. We have commissioned a commemorative solution. Entirely different stationery, my dear fellow.
Basil 20s
The cake remains unaudited. Nevertheless, the room has renewed its confidence. I am told there is a particularly convincing layer of icing.