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AUDIT FINDS THREE BURGERS AND AN IOU
Dave declines the commemorative tote bag. Confidence −5%.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Dave 0s
Page one says trust me. Page two refers to page one. Page three is a drawing of lunch. I want a receipt.
Prudence 10s
Trading resumes five percent lower. Inspector Dave recommends fewer announcements. The governor asks whether the haircut applies to his moustache.
Dave 20s
The birthday is solvent. The institution is mostly stationery. Enjoy yourselves. I will be over here, counting the actual sandwiches.