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THE EUGENE FOUNDATION
Turning your questions into a beautiful annual report.
Fictional broadcast · animated illustrations and synthetic voices. Transcript below.
The script
Announcer 0s
Troubled by questions? The Eugene Foundation turns awkward enquiries into handsome brochures, gala suppers, and portraits of a reassuring gentleman.
Announcer 10s
Your moment of unearned trust could purchase a much larger portrait. Together, dear listeners, we can make accountability a decorative art.
Governor 20s
The Eugene Foundation. Donate your doubt; we shall furnish it beautifully. An imaginary institution, celebrating a very real birthday.